Thursday, February 5, 2009

Young Superstars #10 - Kevin Seitzer


Seitzer began the 1987 season as the Royals starting first baseman, but traded places with George Brett eventually. He went on to have a remarkable rookie year, .323/15/83 with 207 hits. Any other year and he probably would have been awarded the AL Rookie of the Year, but '87 was the year of McGwire. For ten years he was a fairly productive hitter and an adequate fielder.

The number 10 patch on his sleeve is for the late Dick Howser, manager of the Royals between 1981 and 1986. He fell ill before the 1986 All Star game, though he still managed the game to an AL victor, but he never managed again. It was discovered that the had a brain tumor and after surgery he attempted to comeback in 1987, but died during spring training.

Seitzer was the hitting coach for the Diamondbacks in 2006 and it looks like he'll be the hitting coach in KC this year.

This is a very, very blue card. It rivals that very blue Bo Jackson card in '88 Topps. We've got a blue border, blue uniform, guy in blue sitting in front of an absolutely terrifying blurry blue mascot.

Look at that thing... just look at it.



It requires four virgins a day (breakfast, lunch, an afternoon snack and dinner) or it jumps the wall and eats everyone on the field...



You must appease the blue thing.

Kevin Seitzer's career statistics

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Frustrated with Google.

Ok, here's a rant. I try not to do this too much, but tonight I've got to. Maybe because it's 18 degrees outside, or maybe because my cat just bit me... I don't know, but I'm in a ranty mood.

As I'm waiting for the completion of my 1988 Score set to arrive in the mail I've been updating my checklist, organizing my doubles and really just getting everything ready to put this one to bed. While going through some doubles I came across two extra copies of card number 297. Terry Francona and Terry Franconia. hmmm. Something's not right here.

Ok, so I've come across an error card. The well known error in the set is a version of the Greg Walker card number 98 of 66, where the actual card number is 93 of 660. So I did some digging and came up with two errors in my box of doubles. The "Franconia" card and an error version of John Christensen (card #419) where the last name is spelled Christiansen. There may be more, and instead of taking the time to look at every card I figured there's probably a list somewhere. Beckett used to be a pretty good source for error cards, but the section containing 1988 Score fell out of my latest edition of Beckett (1990) and is nowhere to be found.


So that leaves me with the internet.

I'll admit that while I probably spend more time than I should online, I'm not obsessed and I'm not an internet junkie. There are certain things I do while I'm online. I check my email, look at the weather, read baseball card blogs and check the knife forums. I don't search all that often.

That said, I've been using the internet for at least fifteen years now and I think (thought?) I know what I'm doing.

Back in the mid-90s I used Yahoo to search for everything. Usually it was helpful and I found what I was looking for. Then when the internet turned into big business Yahoo turned into a giant billboard. You couldn't find anything without sifting through page and page of links to online stores. But hey, it was the late-90s, things were good and everybody and his third cousin was making a buck selling shit online. Sure it was frustrating, but I didn't really need the internet for anything.

Then in 1999 I started college. I attended Western Carolina University, which in 1999 was one of a very few schools in the nation that required all incoming freshmen to have a personal computer. It seems silly now that every school does it, but it was a big deal back then. As part of freshman orientation there were a few days of computer training before the semester began.

These training sessions assumed that we knew the basics of operating the computer, so they focused on using the school's network and using the internet as a research tool. One of the first things we were shown was this relatively new search engine called Google. Since that day nearly ten years ago, I haven't seen Yahoo once.

Google was great. If you needed to find something you typed it in, hit enter and nine times out of ten the first link on the results page was exactly what you were after. If it wasn't, then you had several pages of good information before the search degraded into uselessness.

So Google became a habit, and a pretty good tool.

But several years have passed, and like I said, I don't do a lot of searching, but I've become increasinly annoyed with Google. Some years ago I picked up a Buck model 501 pocket knife on ebay. The blade is marked with a + next to the model number which means the knife was made in 1991. I was curious about the knife.


I knew from prior research that at some point in the early 90s Buck switched from 425M to 420HC for their blade steel, but when exactly was that and what steel was used in my 501? Off to Google, only to find that it's become another huge advertisement.

The first five pages were nothing but links to store trying to see me a Buck 501. Not at all what I wanted. No combination of search words I could come up with would get me anything else. I wanted some history on the knife, nothing.

In the end, I sent an email to Buck to get the information I was after. I probably should have done that first and saved myself some time.

Interestingly enough, that old Buck 501 is sitting on my desk right now. Despite my frustrations learning its story (by the way Buck made the switch to 420HC in 1992, so this knife is 425M) it's one of my favorite knives and cuts things like a little lazer.

Tonight when I discovered those errors I was curious how many more there were. I've encountered a lot of typos, but I want to know how many corrected errors there are in this set. What was my first instinct? Go to Google.

So once again, I spent an hour looking, trying different combinations of search words and nothing. In fact the only useful information I uncovered was a link to this very blog and logic would assume that if I'm asking the question, my site isn't going to have the answer.

I've concluded that, at least for me, finding anything of value with Google is frustrating at best, usually useless and in the worst cases impossible.

Am I doing something wrong? It's not just Google, it's every search engine these days. This set has been around for twenty years, I know that the information I'm looking for has to exist somewhere in the depths of the internet. Why isn't it first on the Google (or any other search engines) results?

Are there any search engines that don't flood you with ads? Or is that all there is now?

Any ideas?

Young Superstars #9 - Joe Magrane


I think Joe Magrane is one of those "what if?" cases.

In 1987 he was third in NL Rookie of the Year voting, and posted a 9-7 record with a 3.54 ERA. The next year, despite having a losing record, he put up a 2.18 ERA in 24 starts. But in 1989, he really came into his own going 18-9/2.91 in over 234 innings of work. That includes nine complete games and three shutouts.

Things started going wrong in 1990 due to an elbow injury. His 1990 record was 10-17, but he missed the entire '91 season and pitched in only five games in '92.

What if? What if he hadn't hurt his elbow and kept putting up numbers like he did in '89? I guess we'll never know.

This is another card where the background fans are so blurry they looks like abstract art.

Joe Magrane's career statistics

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

The quest for 2009 Topps... or...

why Honda Civics shouldn't drive fast in the snow.

So about 6:30 this evening I had me a hankerin' for some cookies. So I decided to take a quick trip to Wal Mart despite the on coming bad weather. The street I live on (in the middle of the forest) was a bit tricky, but when I got to the highway I only encountered a few slick spots.

Pulled into the Wal Mart parking lot thinking "hey, while I'm here I might as well see if there's any '09 Topps." I head back for the cookie section, pick out something that looked yummy and headed for the front to look at the cards. There were a few blasters of '08 Topps and some Upper Deck, a few gravity feed boxes of Timelines and some Updates and Highlights. Poop. Nothing new.

So I found myself a register to set up camp while I waited for the unprepared people to pay for their $600 of groceries. Why is it that people can't prepare themselves well before the storm comes. Granted, I was there for cookies, but I've got enough food to last me a week if we get a blizzard... which isn't going to happen. Be prepared!

After standing in line for a good twenty minutes I got to the cashier, made some small talk about the weather, paid for my cookies and then 20oz Mountain Dew that somehow crept into my hand and left.

I was a bit depressed about not finding any Topps, but whatever, I've got my cookies, time to head home.

By this point it's snowing pretty good, but still nothing much sticking. Roads were fine, until I got to US441 to head home. There were a few slick spots, but nothing that my car can't handle. When I got about three miles from home I encounter a Honda Civic that's doing its absolute best to crash and kill all of its occupants.

I don't suffer from road rage, I just don't let people piss me off. I made the decision that I was going to get away from these kids in the Civic before they decided to do something stupid and crash into me.

That's where I made my mistake.

I've learned a few things in the year and a half that I've had my car. Police like to follow it and when you pass a group of kids in a Civic they automatically think you're racing.

That's where they made their mistake.

I passed safely and before I was more than ten feet away from them I hear the Civic's oversized exhaust go BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. As I was rolling my eyes I happened to look up at the rear view mirror and I saw tail lights. hmmmm... I shouldn't be seeing tail lights on the same side of the road that I'm on.

Yes, that's right. 16 year old kids in a Civic see an Impreza go past them and their testicles start to hurt so they have to proove how badass they are by spinning their car on some black ice and ending up in the median grass.

I sighed and made a U-turn to go back and make sure they were ok. They were scared out of their minds but otherwise fine. They got the car back on the road and puttered off towards wherever they were going.

I usually get a kick out of kids trying to race me, but this time they about fucked up and got themselves hurt. I hope they learned a lesson.

Even if I didn't get any new cards, at least I got a good story out of it and further proof that buying that car was one of the best decisions I've ever made. It goes where I tell it to go in the snow, my old Thunderbird only went sideways.

Young Superstars #8 - B.J. Surhoff


Aside from Mark McGwire, of the players we've seen thus far, B.J. Surhoff probably had the best career. He came up as a catcher with the Brewers, but spent time later in his career playing mostly in the outfield, but saw some time at first and third.

He was an All Star in 1999.

What I remember most about B.J. Surhoff is a knee injury he suffered while playing for Atlanta. As a sufferer of knee problems myself, I cringe every time I see a player go down clutching his knee.

Surhoff retired in 2005 and in 2007 became a member of the Baltimore Orioles Hall of Fame.

B.J. Surhoff's career statistics

Monday, February 2, 2009

Young Superstars #7 - Dion James


By the time this card was printed in 1988, Dion James had in the Major Leagues since 1983 (though he didn't play much in 85 or at all in 86) and had established himself as a pretty good player. He had a career year in Atlanta in 1987, but began a decline in 1988.

He is best remembered for killing a bird in flight with a batted ball in 1987. He was given a double.

After playing the 1994 season in Japan, James finished his career in New York where he won a World Series ring with the Yankees (though he played in only six games).

Dion James career statistics

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Young Superstars #6 - Ken Williams


Not a whole lot can be said about Kenny Williams' playing career. In six seasons he managed a .218 average with 27 home runs and 119 RBIs. In the field he hovered around league average.

Despite having a below average career, Mr. Williams knows a thing or two about baseball and in 2000 he was hired as general manager of the Chicago White Sox. He put the team's focus back on pitching and guided the ChiSox to the win in the 2005 World Series.

Two of his sons have been drafted by the White Sox in recent years.

The fans in the background of this photo are so out of focus that they look like a painting. Almost like one of those bad school year book backdrops. "OK Kenny, which background do you want? Blurry fans, spring time in the meadows or lazers?

Kenny Williams' career statistics